Soft tissues found within dinosaur fossils remain one of the most compelling pieces of evidence in support of young-age creationism. Recently, however, the secular scientific community has proposed various models that challenge the previously held consensus constraining soft tissue preservation to a maximum of one million years. Preservation of 80-million-year-old dinosaur soft tissues is, as a result, now a much easier pill to swallow. I will first outline each of these models and then demonstrate that none of them adequately explains the preservation of soft tissues in all dinosaur fossils over geological time.